Certiphene Review 2014: Side Effects & Ingredients

certipheneA review of Certiphene is pretty much going to be my like my review of Thermocerin and my review of Lipocerin.

The company behind these products (and it’s obviously all the same company) has found a formula that certainly works.

First, we’ll talk about the company, then we’ll talk about their marketing, and finally we’ll dig specifically into their ingredients and “clinical proof”.

The Company Behind Certiphene

The company behind Lipocerin is Nutritional Science Laboratories while the company behind Certiphene is the Health Center for Better Living. According to Certiphene’s About Us page:

Health Center For Better Living is a family owned business that was founded in 1990. Located in Naples, FL, HCBL is one of the top retailers in the herbal supplement, vitamin, and natural health products market.

When I looked up Lipocerin’s “company” it had been inactive for years. I half expected to see Health Center for Better Living in the same state, but saw that it was active.

At least they’re operating this product under an active corporation. (See Certiphene’s annual report for 2007 if you’d like).

I don’t know what it says about a company that will market the same product under different companies, names, and virtually identical websites, but at least we know they’re in good standing with the state (for whatever that’s worth).

Certiphene’s Marketing Tactics

I mentioned the identical websites and took the necessary pains to make the comparison between the three websites easier for DPR readers.

Click on the thumbnail to the left and see each site’s header. Notice that the navigational text is all the exact same (just different fonts), the bottle and box are identical, the overall design of the header is the same, the text’s overall message is the same “Jen Lost 32 lbs. in 3 months!” vs. “Kathleen Lost 25 lbs in 9 Weeks!” and they use the same polaroid look for their subjects “testimonials”.

The header’s bad, but the sidebar gets so much worse. Their sidebars are virtually identical. They start with how you can be paid $XXX for trying their product (are they ever going to actually pay out the prize? It’s anyone’s guess.

My guess is that Certiphene’s using a simple marketing gimmick convincing people it’s worth the $50/bottle for the chance to win five or even twenty times that amount).

They say they’re VeriSign Secure and also show the Entrust image. These images are there to instill confidence in shoppers — that their credit card information is protected from any type of security breach.

Well, the VeriSign image normally is clickable, and you can get verification. On each of these sites, Certiphene included, the image is just stuck there. There’s no link. No verifiable way of checking the legitimacy of these sites in regards to the VeriSign image. They’re lying through their binary teeth here.

The Entrust link does actually work. Notice how Certiphen includes the Entrust link first — because that’s the likely one that would be checked — the first one.

I found out through the Entrust certification that the domain is owned by a company named Reelpoint operating out of Wakefield Maine.

Now who the heck is that? I thought we were working with Health Center for Better Living based out of Naples, Florida?

I can’t furrow my brow any more. It’s furrowed to the max. I’m confused here.

I “entrusted” the Thermocerin site as well and found that domain is also owned by Reelpoint. Reelpoint is a search engine marketing/affiliate company — it has absolutely nothing to do with health supplements, or better living — healthy living..whatever.

A list of Reelpoint’s clients starts to make everything come together a bit:

  • Health Center for Better Living (Certiphene)
  • Nutritional Science Labs (Lipocerin)
  • Princeton Labs
  • Thermocerin Industries (Thermocerin)
  • Phenocerin
  • Zovatol
  • Captiva Skincare

I’ll have to look into Phenocerin and Zovatol now that I’ve found they’re connected, but we’ve got to stay focused on Certiphene, since that’s the point of this exposé — err, review.

Maybe Reelpoint just cuts corners and made the same site for all of these different products…that’s probably it.

But honestly, with this whole sidebar thing, we’re just getting started. We’ve established that their “get paid” banners and security badges are scams.

What about that “As Seen On” box on the right? It’s supposed to make you think that Certiphene was actually mentioned in mainstream media. It hasn’t been.

A quick Google search lets you establish that very quickly (there was one hit, for a scam diet pill site).

Finally, notice how they use a stock photo doctor to imply that a doctor recommends Certiphene.

The wording underneath is exactly the same message, with just a change of specific text.

You start to feel kind of scammed when you see things laid out like this.

Certiphene’s Ingredients

Certiphene’s ingredients are the same as Thermocerin and Lipocerin from what I can tell:

  • Hoodia Gordonii is a sham ingredient marketed to be from the deep recesses of Africa.

There are two problems with it: 1) you can’t even be sure you’re getting quality Hoodia P57 (which is the active ingredient that’s touted) and 2) P57 lacks any substantiated clinical research to support the claim that it suppresses your appetite. Hoodia Gordonii is a fad.

Let me reiterate: it is a fad. You can read my in-depth review of Hoodia if you’d like more information.

  • Chromium Picolinate is up in the air for me (read my full review of Chromium Picolinate if you’re interested).

Some studies show it to be effective with weight loss (controlling insulin levels) while others say it has no effect unless you’re very deficient in Chromium (and unless you live in a third-world country, the odds are that you are not deficient).

What I don’t like about Certiphene’s use of Chromium is that they blatantly mislead their potential customers. How? Read on.

I’ll take the liberty of quoting myself when I noticed this same dishonesty in Lipocerin’s ad as part of my review there:

Their “clinical proof” for Lipocerin cites a study involving patients at high risk for Type 2 diabetes.

If you take the time to just read the abstract of this study you can plainly read that while there was an increase in insulin sensitivity, “there was no effect of [Chromium Picolinate] on body weight, abdominal fat distribution, or body mass index.”

Gosh, I know scientists like to bury knowledge in lots of fancy words, but that seemed pretty clear to me.

But what does Certiphene cite? They cite a quote, throw in a … so they don’t have to say the part I put in bold above.

The part that says that what they’re saying Certiphene will do is not really what Certiphene will do. Disingenuous — to put it extremely mildly.

Overall Conclusion

I could go on, but I’m getting tired and depressed from all of this. Certiphene is a sham product from a sham company.

If you buy Certiphene, the only thing you’ll lose is your hard-earned money.

I didn’t even go into their rip-off autoship trap they lead you into. It’s a consumer’s worst nightmare.

Stay far away from Certiphene and any other product marketed by these con artists.

 

Certiphene Review 2014: Side Effects & Ingredients by

Miriam Jones

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